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kamaponThe Deathly Hallows Marshamallows.
As almost everyone around here, I’ve already read the book, of course, and clickity click, under the cut…
I liked this one, I tell you, I enjoyed it a lot despite of not having my copy on time (post service in Spain is sooo lousy!) and had to read it from a pdf (mostly at work *guilty laugh*). Although I’ll have to reread some parts to get the full meaning of them (I sometimes read too fast, desperate to get more information), I like it in general, I had a great time reading and fangirlilng and I’ll tell you why:
First of all, Ron is not stupid. –yeah, and that’s an important point, because he’s been behaving like a prat in books 5 and 6,- but a real hero in book 7. Of course, he’s still stubborn, and narrowminded and REALLY annoying sometimes, but that’s Ron. He’s more mature, more comprehensive, more respectful…..He’s still hot headed and short tempered, but…..well….he regrets it as soon as the words come out of his mouth when it comes to his friends and PLUS, the human side of ron, his feelings for Hermione, his fear shown by the Horcrux, his jealousy, his concern for his family, dunno, we get to see a deeper Ron in this book.
(Loved the Horcrux Scene and how Harry says he loves Hermione like a sister…..c’mon, that’s GAY).
The Malfoys…..from cruel to pitiful. That’d make a great bookXDDD Lucius is so desperate he’s cute and Draco is like……*squee* XDD (sorry H/D fan here) HE’S THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE ELDER WAND! And Draco’s wand fits Harry perfectly…(as if we didn’t know already).
Thanks Narcissa, if not for you, Harry ‘d be like omg DED!
Vodemort: Lucius, give me your wand
Lucius: *gives*
Voldemort: Cool! Here, mine!
Lucius: *tries to grab*
Voldemort: *removes wand* SUCKER! You nephew is married to a werewooolf!
Deatheaters: MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco: Poor Lupin….
Because, HONESTLY, Remus/tonks is ……unbelievable, forced, false and makes me sick.
Book 6:
Tonks: Um…suddenly I feel the urge to glomp werewolves…..I think I like Remus…..yeah, completely out of the blue, but yet…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DISGRACEEEEEE I’M EMOOOO AND I FEEL WEEPY AND I’LL WAIT TILL EVERYBODY’S LOOKING TO TELL I LIKE REMUS!...oh did I mention my Patronus is now a wolf? :3 REMUUUUS YOU BASTARDDDDDD, I’LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME!
Remus: erm…but eh…..did you really had to wait till everybody’s he…..I mean….I’m too poor, too old…too…
Molly: *raises wand and gives Remus the bad looks* You know? * girly voice*….I guess Dumbledore would have liked a bit of extra love in the world……don’t you agree?? *pokes with wand*
Remus: erm….yes? let’s hold hands for now, right?^^uuuuu
A year later:
Tonks: Remus,….I’m pregnant, the child is yours
Remus: WHAT??? HOW?....oh shit…..I thought I didn’t like women……..My strict morals dictate I must marry you know^^U…..
Tonks: YAY! ……*whispers* Lucky…I didn’t have to mention I drugged him, transformed into Sirius and shagged him “forgetting” the contraceptive spells……so I could get him. *grabs*
Remus: *sigh*……now this is pathetic.
And indeed, Remus is quite pathetic in this book. He prefers to be slaughtered while running with Harry that being with his wife (I really can’t blame him). But he looks like the bad guy, because OH NOES you can’t leave your pregnant wife without being a complete bastard….even if your wife is the WORST character EVAH.
I can only think of another stupid couple, as forced as Remus/Tonks ….if not more.
Harry/Ginny.
Well yes, they snog, yes, they do, but Harry spends ¾ of the book running from her gaze or her simple presence…..and they end up MARRIED!......well, not that I’m fooled, secretly they’re divorced and Harry is seeing Draco and Ginny is seeing Luna…they only got together because of the appearances, you know?
Because, let’s be honest….H/D is string in this book, not as much as in book 6, but a yaoi fangirl as I am…..this book is full of crack pairings and anything’s possible….from Kreacher/Regulus (Oh goodness, suddenly Sirius becomes the biggest bastard ever and he’s pictured as the bad brother who couldn’t understand Regulus’ true intentions ¬¬u), to Albus/grindewald. (I sketched a Grindewald pic today)….
Skeeter mentions Albus/harry (eeew creepy)….also Albus used to shag Grindewald, divine, wonderfully blonde and the handsomest guy in the whole wizarding worldl. (Why does Harry only mention handsome guys……and never girls (except Ginny)?...gay gay gay, if you ask me).
In this book we can find
Kreacher/Regulus (suddenly Grimmauld place becomes Cleanauld Place)
Albus/Harry
Albus/Grindewald
Harry/Ginny
Dean/Luna
Harry/Draco
Ron/Hermione
Snape/lily….and so on….
Because SnapexLily is love, pure and pretty love, and Snape deserves to name the books, and the Marauders were gits and SQUEEE SNAPE.
The biggest love story like…ever and all fandom loved it, because despite of Snape’s stupid death, we got to see his childhood and teenager days and WE ALL LOVE SNAPE.
And he was not evilXD
Epilogue. Sucks……(although it has some kind of H/D Next Generation). Harry should be in Azkaban accused of using abusing, mean and cruel names against his youngest son. (same for Draco).
Let’s now talk about deaths….let’s make a poll, who do you think has the most stupid death?
[Poll #1028127]
And I could spend HOURS talking about it….but it’d take too long…^^u and probably I’d not recall every part of the book….so….you get the general idea.
Luna in Yellow rules.
Hermione squeeing Ron and snogging him right after that rules.
Jealous Ron is love.
Hermione=Bellatrix is just perfect and hilarious love.
ASS is love XDD yes it is.
Malfoys are pitiful love.
…and yes…..I enjoyed the bookXD
P.S: BALD DRACO HA.HA
As almost everyone around here, I’ve already read the book, of course, and clickity click, under the cut…
I liked this one, I tell you, I enjoyed it a lot despite of not having my copy on time (post service in Spain is sooo lousy!) and had to read it from a pdf (mostly at work *guilty laugh*). Although I’ll have to reread some parts to get the full meaning of them (I sometimes read too fast, desperate to get more information), I like it in general, I had a great time reading and fangirlilng and I’ll tell you why:
First of all, Ron is not stupid. –yeah, and that’s an important point, because he’s been behaving like a prat in books 5 and 6,- but a real hero in book 7. Of course, he’s still stubborn, and narrowminded and REALLY annoying sometimes, but that’s Ron. He’s more mature, more comprehensive, more respectful…..He’s still hot headed and short tempered, but…..well….he regrets it as soon as the words come out of his mouth when it comes to his friends and PLUS, the human side of ron, his feelings for Hermione, his fear shown by the Horcrux, his jealousy, his concern for his family, dunno, we get to see a deeper Ron in this book.
(Loved the Horcrux Scene and how Harry says he loves Hermione like a sister…..c’mon, that’s GAY).
The Malfoys…..from cruel to pitiful. That’d make a great bookXDDD Lucius is so desperate he’s cute and Draco is like……*squee* XDD (sorry H/D fan here) HE’S THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE ELDER WAND! And Draco’s wand fits Harry perfectly…(as if we didn’t know already).
Thanks Narcissa, if not for you, Harry ‘d be like omg DED!
Vodemort: Lucius, give me your wand
Lucius: *gives*
Voldemort: Cool! Here, mine!
Lucius: *tries to grab*
Voldemort: *removes wand* SUCKER! You nephew is married to a werewooolf!
Deatheaters: MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco: Poor Lupin….
Because, HONESTLY, Remus/tonks is ……unbelievable, forced, false and makes me sick.
Book 6:
Tonks: Um…suddenly I feel the urge to glomp werewolves…..I think I like Remus…..yeah, completely out of the blue, but yet…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DISGRACEEEEEE I’M EMOOOO AND I FEEL WEEPY AND I’LL WAIT TILL EVERYBODY’S LOOKING TO TELL I LIKE REMUS!...oh did I mention my Patronus is now a wolf? :3 REMUUUUS YOU BASTARDDDDDD, I’LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME!
Remus: erm…but eh…..did you really had to wait till everybody’s he…..I mean….I’m too poor, too old…too…
Molly: *raises wand and gives Remus the bad looks* You know? * girly voice*….I guess Dumbledore would have liked a bit of extra love in the world……don’t you agree?? *pokes with wand*
Remus: erm….yes? let’s hold hands for now, right?^^uuuuu
A year later:
Tonks: Remus,….I’m pregnant, the child is yours
Remus: WHAT??? HOW?....oh shit…..I thought I didn’t like women……..My strict morals dictate I must marry you know^^U…..
Tonks: YAY! ……*whispers* Lucky…I didn’t have to mention I drugged him, transformed into Sirius and shagged him “forgetting” the contraceptive spells……so I could get him. *grabs*
Remus: *sigh*……now this is pathetic.
And indeed, Remus is quite pathetic in this book. He prefers to be slaughtered while running with Harry that being with his wife (I really can’t blame him). But he looks like the bad guy, because OH NOES you can’t leave your pregnant wife without being a complete bastard….even if your wife is the WORST character EVAH.
I can only think of another stupid couple, as forced as Remus/Tonks ….if not more.
Harry/Ginny.
Well yes, they snog, yes, they do, but Harry spends ¾ of the book running from her gaze or her simple presence…..and they end up MARRIED!......well, not that I’m fooled, secretly they’re divorced and Harry is seeing Draco and Ginny is seeing Luna…they only got together because of the appearances, you know?
Because, let’s be honest….H/D is string in this book, not as much as in book 6, but a yaoi fangirl as I am…..this book is full of crack pairings and anything’s possible….from Kreacher/Regulus (Oh goodness, suddenly Sirius becomes the biggest bastard ever and he’s pictured as the bad brother who couldn’t understand Regulus’ true intentions ¬¬u), to Albus/grindewald. (I sketched a Grindewald pic today)….
Skeeter mentions Albus/harry (eeew creepy)….also Albus used to shag Grindewald, divine, wonderfully blonde and the handsomest guy in the whole wizarding worldl. (Why does Harry only mention handsome guys……and never girls (except Ginny)?...gay gay gay, if you ask me).
In this book we can find
Kreacher/Regulus (suddenly Grimmauld place becomes Cleanauld Place)
Albus/Harry
Albus/Grindewald
Harry/Ginny
Dean/Luna
Harry/Draco
Ron/Hermione
Snape/lily….and so on….
Because SnapexLily is love, pure and pretty love, and Snape deserves to name the books, and the Marauders were gits and SQUEEE SNAPE.
The biggest love story like…ever and all fandom loved it, because despite of Snape’s stupid death, we got to see his childhood and teenager days and WE ALL LOVE SNAPE.
And he was not evilXD
Epilogue. Sucks……(although it has some kind of H/D Next Generation). Harry should be in Azkaban accused of using abusing, mean and cruel names against his youngest son. (same for Draco).
Let’s now talk about deaths….let’s make a poll, who do you think has the most stupid death?
[Poll #1028127]
And I could spend HOURS talking about it….but it’d take too long…^^u and probably I’d not recall every part of the book….so….you get the general idea.
Luna in Yellow rules.
Hermione squeeing Ron and snogging him right after that rules.
Jealous Ron is love.
Hermione=Bellatrix is just perfect and hilarious love.
ASS is love XDD yes it is.
Malfoys are pitiful love.
…and yes…..I enjoyed the bookXD
P.S: BALD DRACO HA.HA
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Date: 2007-07-26 02:38 pm (UTC)I love you, dear XD Ginny/Luna for the win!! (I'm not a H/D shipper, but yes, the ship IS IN THE BOOK, so cute xD)
Lupin ha sido una de las grandes catástrofes del libro. En mi caso, han sido Severus y el RonHermione los que me han permitido seguir a flote. Porque adoro a Ron y este es SU libro. *lo viola* Y Luna, Xeno, Neville y Molly son los amos también. Y nuestros Malfoys *son* nuestros Malfoys *so happy*
Me alegra ver que todavía hay gente a la que le haya gustado el libro y se lo haya pasado bien leyéndolo. El final es una estafa, pero hay tantas cosas majas...
Cuídate nena! :*****
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Date: 2007-07-26 02:42 pm (UTC)"Draco was screaming and grabbing Harry so hard it was hurting him"
XDD EJEM creo que es la 506....
Ron es....dios la escena del Horcrux es DIOS, y como se desquita el hijoputa clavandole la espadazaXDDD
a mi me ha encantado el libro a pesar de la cagadita finalXD
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Date: 2007-07-26 02:57 pm (UTC)Si Tonks estaba embarazada y ella y Lupin cascaron... hay niño huérfano otra vez????!!!!
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-26 03:54 pm (UTC)I didn't like how weak Ginny looked in this book. Seriously. "Since I don't have a present for him, let's have sex!"
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-27 07:57 pm (UTC)I just finished and squee, the last chapter.
I love Teddy Lupin, even though Teddy is the name of my aunt.Squee, halfbred Morphamagus werewolf orphan child!
I love Snape/Lily as well.
And... and... erm... Dobby and cute!Kreecher and... and... poor Malfoys.
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Date: 2007-07-28 06:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-28 07:17 pm (UTC)I think I'm one of the only people in the fandom that liked the epilogue, from what I can tell.
T_TBut... NOOO, REMUUUUS.
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Date: 2007-07-29 07:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-06 12:35 pm (UTC)A mí también me ha gustado el libro, aunque yo me reprimí hasta tener el libro en mis manos aunque tuviera el pdf que me pasaste... (es q odio leer en el ordenador, no tengo paciencia para estar delante de él el rato que me paso por ej en mi cama leyendo, y me acaban doliendo a muerte los ojos y la espalda...)
Ron me encanta en este libro. Por fin no le pone tonto y por fín le hace actuar como mago que es. Ron es genial. Y es todo lo que tú dices. Le adoroooooo. Y por fin mete RxH que tb ya era hora XDD.
Los Malfoy, yo me lo veía venir, Voldemort les tenía para usar y tirar. Narcisa hizo algo bien, esa parte me gustó la verdad. Draco la verdad en este libro no ha hecho na, eso me ha decepcionado un poco, creía que iba a salir más, pero está bien, un poco penosillo pero bien.
Lo de Remus y Tonks ya se sabe que es por las fans estúuuupidas que la dieron la idea tonta. Brrr. Se ve que está demasiado metido a saco y con calzador además. Sobra, claramente. Lo que sí me da pena ahora es el pobre Teddy XD ahi con sus cambios de color de pelo solito, pero en fin.
Lo de que Harry acabe con Ginny tan bien es otra cosa que ha metido con calzador, vale, queda claro que se quieren, perfecto, pero que al menos hubiera ido llevando en el libro acercamientos y cosas de esas para que al final se vea lógico que acaban juntos, pero nop, pa qué.
Que bien se sabía que RAB era Regulus, más claro agua. Kreacher al final se sale XD Al final Hermione tenía razón (como siempre) de que n poco de cariño o attención hace algo..
Lo de que Dumbledore no era tan bueno como se veía era algo que yo ya me lo decía, tan tan bueno no podía ser. Al menos en este libro se ve que era más humano de lo que no mostraba, que el poder llama a todo mortal, que uno sucumbe ante cosas que no controla y todo eso. Que sí, un poco mamonazo con eso de que va venga,manipulo un poco por aquí y por allá, me aprovecho de Snape, que bien me viene, tengo criadito a Harry hasta que sea un poco mayorcito y sepa unas cuantas cosas para ale, mandarle ahí de cebo a Voldemort pa que mueran ahi, tope wai el plan si señor. Claro, eso sí, todo sea por el bien del resto del universo.
Snape es Dios, pobre hombre, jodido durante toda su vida sólo y unicamente por Lily, para acabar utilizado y luego sabiéndolo pa que el Potter hijo no la palme y luego morir un poco ahi sin gracia ni nada, pero estaba más claro que el agua que iba a morir en este libro (aún asi me lo imaginaba de otra forma, como todos supongo). Es Genial. Y que amaba a Lily estaba superclaro. Me deja mu buen recuerdo Snape tal y como lo han descrito.
Eso si, no tiene perdón que se le olviden por ahí tirao al pobre eh? XDD
El epílogo, qué epilogo. Epílogo caca, no existe. Brrrr,sobra.
Y te has olvidado de Neville!!! Neville es lo mejor en este libro por diosss!! Otro que por fín demuestra lo que es! Neville rules!!
Y Molly se sale!! Not my daugther, you bitch!!! wow, es la caña es a mujer XDDD (aunque no me esperaba que la muerte de Bellatrix fuera a manos suyas la verdad)
Muertes si, algunas un poco tontas. Colagusano, estúuuupida total (oye, a mi me dio pena Hedwig XD) Tonks y Remus, va, Tonks vale, me la sopla, pero que Remus muera así porque sí sin que digan na eso no, no no. De Dobby me sobra el entierro ese. Lo de Bellatrix lo dicho, no me imaginaba su muerte así. Fred.. joo, ya sabía que moría un weasley, pero me imaginaba más al padre fíjate tú. En fin... Que me ha gutado sip XDD
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Date: 2007-08-06 12:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-06 01:04 pm (UTC)