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kamaponThe Deathly Hallows Marshamallows.
As almost everyone around here, I’ve already read the book, of course, and clickity click, under the cut…
I liked this one, I tell you, I enjoyed it a lot despite of not having my copy on time (post service in Spain is sooo lousy!) and had to read it from a pdf (mostly at work *guilty laugh*). Although I’ll have to reread some parts to get the full meaning of them (I sometimes read too fast, desperate to get more information), I like it in general, I had a great time reading and fangirlilng and I’ll tell you why:
First of all, Ron is not stupid. –yeah, and that’s an important point, because he’s been behaving like a prat in books 5 and 6,- but a real hero in book 7. Of course, he’s still stubborn, and narrowminded and REALLY annoying sometimes, but that’s Ron. He’s more mature, more comprehensive, more respectful…..He’s still hot headed and short tempered, but…..well….he regrets it as soon as the words come out of his mouth when it comes to his friends and PLUS, the human side of ron, his feelings for Hermione, his fear shown by the Horcrux, his jealousy, his concern for his family, dunno, we get to see a deeper Ron in this book.
(Loved the Horcrux Scene and how Harry says he loves Hermione like a sister…..c’mon, that’s GAY).
The Malfoys…..from cruel to pitiful. That’d make a great bookXDDD Lucius is so desperate he’s cute and Draco is like……*squee* XDD (sorry H/D fan here) HE’S THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE ELDER WAND! And Draco’s wand fits Harry perfectly…(as if we didn’t know already).
Thanks Narcissa, if not for you, Harry ‘d be like omg DED!
Vodemort: Lucius, give me your wand
Lucius: *gives*
Voldemort: Cool! Here, mine!
Lucius: *tries to grab*
Voldemort: *removes wand* SUCKER! You nephew is married to a werewooolf!
Deatheaters: MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco: Poor Lupin….
Because, HONESTLY, Remus/tonks is ……unbelievable, forced, false and makes me sick.
Book 6:
Tonks: Um…suddenly I feel the urge to glomp werewolves…..I think I like Remus…..yeah, completely out of the blue, but yet…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DISGRACEEEEEE I’M EMOOOO AND I FEEL WEEPY AND I’LL WAIT TILL EVERYBODY’S LOOKING TO TELL I LIKE REMUS!...oh did I mention my Patronus is now a wolf? :3 REMUUUUS YOU BASTARDDDDDD, I’LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME!
Remus: erm…but eh…..did you really had to wait till everybody’s he…..I mean….I’m too poor, too old…too…
Molly: *raises wand and gives Remus the bad looks* You know? * girly voice*….I guess Dumbledore would have liked a bit of extra love in the world……don’t you agree?? *pokes with wand*
Remus: erm….yes? let’s hold hands for now, right?^^uuuuu
A year later:
Tonks: Remus,….I’m pregnant, the child is yours
Remus: WHAT??? HOW?....oh shit…..I thought I didn’t like women……..My strict morals dictate I must marry you know^^U…..
Tonks: YAY! ……*whispers* Lucky…I didn’t have to mention I drugged him, transformed into Sirius and shagged him “forgetting” the contraceptive spells……so I could get him. *grabs*
Remus: *sigh*……now this is pathetic.
And indeed, Remus is quite pathetic in this book. He prefers to be slaughtered while running with Harry that being with his wife (I really can’t blame him). But he looks like the bad guy, because OH NOES you can’t leave your pregnant wife without being a complete bastard….even if your wife is the WORST character EVAH.
I can only think of another stupid couple, as forced as Remus/Tonks ….if not more.
Harry/Ginny.
Well yes, they snog, yes, they do, but Harry spends ¾ of the book running from her gaze or her simple presence…..and they end up MARRIED!......well, not that I’m fooled, secretly they’re divorced and Harry is seeing Draco and Ginny is seeing Luna…they only got together because of the appearances, you know?
Because, let’s be honest….H/D is string in this book, not as much as in book 6, but a yaoi fangirl as I am…..this book is full of crack pairings and anything’s possible….from Kreacher/Regulus (Oh goodness, suddenly Sirius becomes the biggest bastard ever and he’s pictured as the bad brother who couldn’t understand Regulus’ true intentions ¬¬u), to Albus/grindewald. (I sketched a Grindewald pic today)….
Skeeter mentions Albus/harry (eeew creepy)….also Albus used to shag Grindewald, divine, wonderfully blonde and the handsomest guy in the whole wizarding worldl. (Why does Harry only mention handsome guys……and never girls (except Ginny)?...gay gay gay, if you ask me).
In this book we can find
Kreacher/Regulus (suddenly Grimmauld place becomes Cleanauld Place)
Albus/Harry
Albus/Grindewald
Harry/Ginny
Dean/Luna
Harry/Draco
Ron/Hermione
Snape/lily….and so on….
Because SnapexLily is love, pure and pretty love, and Snape deserves to name the books, and the Marauders were gits and SQUEEE SNAPE.
The biggest love story like…ever and all fandom loved it, because despite of Snape’s stupid death, we got to see his childhood and teenager days and WE ALL LOVE SNAPE.
And he was not evilXD
Epilogue. Sucks……(although it has some kind of H/D Next Generation). Harry should be in Azkaban accused of using abusing, mean and cruel names against his youngest son. (same for Draco).
Let’s now talk about deaths….let’s make a poll, who do you think has the most stupid death?
[Poll #1028127]
And I could spend HOURS talking about it….but it’d take too long…^^u and probably I’d not recall every part of the book….so….you get the general idea.
Luna in Yellow rules.
Hermione squeeing Ron and snogging him right after that rules.
Jealous Ron is love.
Hermione=Bellatrix is just perfect and hilarious love.
ASS is love XDD yes it is.
Malfoys are pitiful love.
…and yes…..I enjoyed the bookXD
P.S: BALD DRACO HA.HA
As almost everyone around here, I’ve already read the book, of course, and clickity click, under the cut…
I liked this one, I tell you, I enjoyed it a lot despite of not having my copy on time (post service in Spain is sooo lousy!) and had to read it from a pdf (mostly at work *guilty laugh*). Although I’ll have to reread some parts to get the full meaning of them (I sometimes read too fast, desperate to get more information), I like it in general, I had a great time reading and fangirlilng and I’ll tell you why:
First of all, Ron is not stupid. –yeah, and that’s an important point, because he’s been behaving like a prat in books 5 and 6,- but a real hero in book 7. Of course, he’s still stubborn, and narrowminded and REALLY annoying sometimes, but that’s Ron. He’s more mature, more comprehensive, more respectful…..He’s still hot headed and short tempered, but…..well….he regrets it as soon as the words come out of his mouth when it comes to his friends and PLUS, the human side of ron, his feelings for Hermione, his fear shown by the Horcrux, his jealousy, his concern for his family, dunno, we get to see a deeper Ron in this book.
(Loved the Horcrux Scene and how Harry says he loves Hermione like a sister…..c’mon, that’s GAY).
The Malfoys…..from cruel to pitiful. That’d make a great bookXDDD Lucius is so desperate he’s cute and Draco is like……*squee* XDD (sorry H/D fan here) HE’S THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE ELDER WAND! And Draco’s wand fits Harry perfectly…(as if we didn’t know already).
Thanks Narcissa, if not for you, Harry ‘d be like omg DED!
Vodemort: Lucius, give me your wand
Lucius: *gives*
Voldemort: Cool! Here, mine!
Lucius: *tries to grab*
Voldemort: *removes wand* SUCKER! You nephew is married to a werewooolf!
Deatheaters: MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco: Poor Lupin….
Because, HONESTLY, Remus/tonks is ……unbelievable, forced, false and makes me sick.
Book 6:
Tonks: Um…suddenly I feel the urge to glomp werewolves…..I think I like Remus…..yeah, completely out of the blue, but yet…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DISGRACEEEEEE I’M EMOOOO AND I FEEL WEEPY AND I’LL WAIT TILL EVERYBODY’S LOOKING TO TELL I LIKE REMUS!...oh did I mention my Patronus is now a wolf? :3 REMUUUUS YOU BASTARDDDDDD, I’LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME!
Remus: erm…but eh…..did you really had to wait till everybody’s he…..I mean….I’m too poor, too old…too…
Molly: *raises wand and gives Remus the bad looks* You know? * girly voice*….I guess Dumbledore would have liked a bit of extra love in the world……don’t you agree?? *pokes with wand*
Remus: erm….yes? let’s hold hands for now, right?^^uuuuu
A year later:
Tonks: Remus,….I’m pregnant, the child is yours
Remus: WHAT??? HOW?....oh shit…..I thought I didn’t like women……..My strict morals dictate I must marry you know^^U…..
Tonks: YAY! ……*whispers* Lucky…I didn’t have to mention I drugged him, transformed into Sirius and shagged him “forgetting” the contraceptive spells……so I could get him. *grabs*
Remus: *sigh*……now this is pathetic.
And indeed, Remus is quite pathetic in this book. He prefers to be slaughtered while running with Harry that being with his wife (I really can’t blame him). But he looks like the bad guy, because OH NOES you can’t leave your pregnant wife without being a complete bastard….even if your wife is the WORST character EVAH.
I can only think of another stupid couple, as forced as Remus/Tonks ….if not more.
Harry/Ginny.
Well yes, they snog, yes, they do, but Harry spends ¾ of the book running from her gaze or her simple presence…..and they end up MARRIED!......well, not that I’m fooled, secretly they’re divorced and Harry is seeing Draco and Ginny is seeing Luna…they only got together because of the appearances, you know?
Because, let’s be honest….H/D is string in this book, not as much as in book 6, but a yaoi fangirl as I am…..this book is full of crack pairings and anything’s possible….from Kreacher/Regulus (Oh goodness, suddenly Sirius becomes the biggest bastard ever and he’s pictured as the bad brother who couldn’t understand Regulus’ true intentions ¬¬u), to Albus/grindewald. (I sketched a Grindewald pic today)….
Skeeter mentions Albus/harry (eeew creepy)….also Albus used to shag Grindewald, divine, wonderfully blonde and the handsomest guy in the whole wizarding worldl. (Why does Harry only mention handsome guys……and never girls (except Ginny)?...gay gay gay, if you ask me).
In this book we can find
Kreacher/Regulus (suddenly Grimmauld place becomes Cleanauld Place)
Albus/Harry
Albus/Grindewald
Harry/Ginny
Dean/Luna
Harry/Draco
Ron/Hermione
Snape/lily….and so on….
Because SnapexLily is love, pure and pretty love, and Snape deserves to name the books, and the Marauders were gits and SQUEEE SNAPE.
The biggest love story like…ever and all fandom loved it, because despite of Snape’s stupid death, we got to see his childhood and teenager days and WE ALL LOVE SNAPE.
And he was not evilXD
Epilogue. Sucks……(although it has some kind of H/D Next Generation). Harry should be in Azkaban accused of using abusing, mean and cruel names against his youngest son. (same for Draco).
Let’s now talk about deaths….let’s make a poll, who do you think has the most stupid death?
[Poll #1028127]
And I could spend HOURS talking about it….but it’d take too long…^^u and probably I’d not recall every part of the book….so….you get the general idea.
Luna in Yellow rules.
Hermione squeeing Ron and snogging him right after that rules.
Jealous Ron is love.
Hermione=Bellatrix is just perfect and hilarious love.
ASS is love XDD yes it is.
Malfoys are pitiful love.
…and yes…..I enjoyed the bookXD
P.S: BALD DRACO HA.HA
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:54 pm (UTC)I didn't like how weak Ginny looked in this book. Seriously. "Since I don't have a present for him, let's have sex!"
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Date: 2007-07-26 03:58 pm (UTC)